Dominant Guinea pig...

 Squeak! It's Gerant here, I've decided to blog now that Marlin's sleeping. I am definitely the dominant guinea pig. I protect Marlin, test all the food and guard our hutch. Wherever I go, all the jealous piggies ask how I became in charge, well:

• Eat all the food
• Defend the hutch
• And make your mark by pooing everywhere (trust me it works)

 I also show the humans who's in charge by exploring their hutch and, of course pooing everywhere.
This is my daily dominant piggie routine:

1. Wake up
2. Eat my breakfast
3. Wake up Marlin
4. Eat more food
5. Drink some water
6. Eat food
7. Sleep
8. Wake up
9. Eat food
10. Find out what that noise is
11. Look cute for more food
12. Eat the food
13. Get cuddled by the humans
14. Go to sleep

Here is me and Marlin's typical conversation:

G: Have you eaten any of my food?
M: No, I've only had a few pieces of kale
G: Okay, now look cute, I'm hungry
M: Here's the humans
G: FOOD!
   
Thanks for reading!
Whhek Wheek, 
Gerant
instagram: @marlinandgerant.theguineapigs
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