Squeak! It's Gerant here, I've decided to blog now that Marlin's sleeping. I am definitely the dominant guinea pig. I protect Marlin, test all the food and guard our hutch. Wherever I go, all the jealous piggies ask how I became in charge, well:
- Eat all the food
- Defend the hutch
- And make your mark by pooing everywhere (trust me it works)
I also show the humans who's in charge by exploring their hutch and, of course pooing everywhere.
This is my daily dominant piggie routine:
- Wake up
- Eat my breakfast
- Wake up Marlin
- Eat more food
- Drink some water
- Eat food
- Sleep
- Wake up
- Eat food
- Find out what that noise is
- Look cute for more food
- Eat the food
- Get cuddled by the humans
- Go to sleep
G: Have you eaten any of my food?
M: No, I've only had a few pieces of kale
G: Okay, now look cute, I'm hungry
M: Here's the humans
G: FOOD!
Thanks for reading!
Whhek Wheek,
Gerant
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